Editor in chief of Specter. Occasional writer. Obligated by law to mention Brooklyn residence.

In love with this album, as it’s been repeat for about 48 hours now and counting…

In love with this album, as it’s been repeat for about 48 hours now and counting…

bookishboi:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

#MEDIUM-NONFAT-DECAF-CARAMEL-WHIPPED-TOPPING-LATTE-HAIRCUT
#THISTHEIFUCKBLACKGUYSONTHESIDEHAIRCUT
#THISTHEAINTSHITHAIRCUT
#THISTHEHAIRCUTTHATNEEDASTOPCOMINGINTOMYJOB

bookishboi:

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

#MEDIUM-NONFAT-DECAF-CARAMEL-WHIPPED-TOPPING-LATTE-HAIRCUT

#THISTHEIFUCKBLACKGUYSONTHESIDEHAIRCUT

#THISTHEAINTSHITHAIRCUT

#THISTHEHAIRCUTTHATNEEDASTOPCOMINGINTOMYJOB

Forever reblog

Then I said to her, ‘You are a painting,’ and she said, ‘You are a poem.’
- Sanshirō | Natsume Sōseki (via faultyclockwork)